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J. Cosmo Newbery is apologetic for his lamentable omission of the newspaper article.

Dear Mr Kalu,

I must apologise most profusely.

I assure you that I have attached the article correctly this time.

I can understand your anguish and distress, it has been a terrible shock to all of us. I am currently arranging the return of his ant-gnawed remains to be buried at his country estate.

His sweet lady Dulcinea and his esquire, Mr Panza, will escort Mr Quixote's remains home later today.

They have requested a private funeral and have asked that people do not send flowers but instead release a white dove and to think of Mr Quixote for as long as they can see the dove.

Again, I apologise for omitting the article.

Yours most sincerely,
J. Cosmo Newbery,
Newbery & Associates.

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