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Well, I thought it was the end. Two days later I got the following:

Dear Mr Newbery,

Thank you for your consideration, it is unfortunate that we cannot continue the transaction with you because you seems not to understand what we require from you to solve the problem we are facing. (Oh, I know, Nelson!)

In this regards, I wish to solicit to you to send to me by fax a photocopy of the death certificate of Mr. Don Quixote to enable me explain to the security company what has happened, with this I can be able to source for some one good that will handle the transaction. (Of course!)

I thank you once again for your kind cooperation and your understanding, may the Lord reward you as you assist us settle this problem.

May Mr. Don Quixote rest in perfect peace and in the Lord, Amen. (Amen.)

Nelson Kalu Esq.

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