Where Minnie goes exploring:
Mr Dear Kwame,
Thank you for your letter.
I am a little confused. Who is Adam? And why can the solicitor not tell you apart?
And you say you want to be my sleeping partner. I thought I was to be the wife of your dead American boss. Am I going to marry you instead? That could be more interesting than being a widow.
Can you send me a photo of yourself? I need to see what you look like if I am going to sleep with you. Are you well endowed? I mean would I find it a satisfying arrangement. I have been told that black men are vigorous lovers. Is this true?
What sort of thing am I supposed to be a fast one of? I don't understand.
And what is it that you are going to blow open.
You do talk in riddles. But please, a photo.
My home address is 41 Harlot Street, Intercourse, 3069. Isn't that a hoot? I was so happy when I got that address. Some of the old biddies in the street what to change the name. I love it.
I have attached a scanned picture of my drivers licence. It has a photo on it.
What is a full sized photo? I am 5ft 10in high - that is a big photo.
My fax number is +613 9326 5378.
I will wait until I understand some of your riddles before I give you my phone number.
Yours sincerely, Minnie.
