Princess Tikka Masala

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Would you know it? Princess Tikka gets a fax from Dr Tanko Ahmed, asking for the anti-terrorist money.


ATTN: TIKKA MASALA

RE:FINAL NOTIFICATION OF YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT

I PRESUMED THAT BY NOW YOU MIGHT HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FINISHED YOUR PROGRAMM IN YOUR COUNTRY AND YOU ARE NOW BACK TO YOUR BUSINESS FULLY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW IT MIGHT SOUND TO YOU THAT THERE IS NO WAY THIS YOUR CONTRACT FUND TO LEAVE TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WITHOUT OBTAINING ISSURANCE OF THIS FUND ANTI-TERRORIST FUND CLEARANCE CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE FROM THE APPROPRIATE OFFICE IN CHARGE. ANYBODY OR AGENCIES THAT IS PROMISING YOU THAT, IS NOT HELPING YOU BECASUE I HAVE EXPLAINED IT TO YOU IN ONE OF MY FAX TO YOU. I AM HERE TO DO MY WORK AND ADVISE CONTRACTORS LIKE YOU ON WHAT TO DO TO GET THIS THEIR LONG-OVER-DUE CONTRACT SUM INTO YOUR BACK ACCOUNT. NOW THE ONLY ASSISTANCE I CAN GIVE YOU IS THIS I WANT YOU TO YOU AHEAD AND SEND DOWN TO ME THROUGH MY SECRETARY'S NAME OKON PETER THE SUM OF $800 BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, THEN I WILL COMPLETE THE MONEY FOR YOU AND SECURE THIS CLEARANCE FOR YOU AND AS SOON AS THIS IS DONE YOUR CONTRACT FUND WILL LEAVE SAFELY TO YOUR BANK WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM FROM WHOSOEVER. I THINK A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR A WISE, TAKE MY WORD AND I ASSURE YOU BY FRIDAY YOU WILL SMILE AT THE END OF THE DAY.

DO KINDLY GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY SO AS TO UPDATE YOUR CONTRACT FILE FOR THE PAYMENT.

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU.

YOUR SINCERELY

DR TANKO AHMED
DIRECTOR
PAYMEASTER GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION
INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT


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