The next morning the Abbot shot off the following quick reply:

My Dear Sir,

The information you require is

Andrew Costello
St.Rumpet's Monastery & Orphanage,
Merrie Lane, Cassock.
Phone: 613 8833 4343
Fax: 613 8326 5478

Yours sincerely,

Abbot Costello.
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For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

- St Matthew 25:14

That done, he took up his mug, filled it with black coffee and went outside.

“Mildred!” he cried.