Where Minnie bannister gets cut adrift. Presumably Mr Newbery looks promising enough.
Dear Minerva Bannister,
Good day to you. I am sorry that my personal secretary got an assess to my email box and replied you in the respect of the trasaction that I have seriously finalizing with somebody that are eager to assist me out of the business.
So I am sorry for the whole inconveniences this response might have cause you.
Thanks for accepting my apology for the inconveniences.
Regards, Ariyo Jacob
Sir,
I was a little angry. Having bought five new summer frocks and ten boxes of condoms for a trip to Nigeria, I was disappointed at the deal falling through.
But good luck Sir,
I hope you get everything you deserve,
Minnie Bannister (Miss)